â€œJuanita dared me get inked,â€ Ana Luz crossed herself then straddled the pew and offered her forearm, palm up.
Mother Fucker, carefully inscribed in Sharpie from elbow to wrist, each letter elaborately disguised. O had legs like a spider.
â€œDios mÃo, chiquita!â€
My answer to this week’s Gargleblaster question: Is something crawling on me?
11 thoughts on “Talking trash in church”
Omg wow! I laughed hard. I’d take whatever consequences for not doing the dare.
I like Ana Luz’ demeanor. Nicely done.
Clever, clever! I’m just glad it was a sharpie and not a tattoo
Funny, and I can picture the scene so clearly. I wish you had more words to describe all the letters…or a drawing. 🙂
sharpies come in handy. lol
Ha! Love it!
Thanks, Kymm! All fixed.
ooh, those sharpies! So clever.
Love your take on this!!
I LOVED this. The tone, and language were perfect!
Haha! The things we get away with in Catholic school. I enjoyed this very much!
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