MYOB on the C train, I see his eyes on me like he’s got me in his crosshairs. Creep’s shirt says VERGENSTEIN like he’s Frankenstein’s cousin. I smile, give him the finger, and hop off before I turn up in a whodunit.
Tag: Gargleblaster
Fatherly advice
I caught him sneekin a peek at a skirt in the breeze and snatched him back from the curb.
“Whatya doin? Stargazing?†I busted his head. “Quit it before you get hit by a bus.â€
The kid’s just like his dad. Amazing.
